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CUNT PIZZA: Story telling open mic hosted by Rebecca Rush

I've been a professional victim as long as I can remember and there's nothing I love more than telling a story of some asshole who fucked me over. My favorite part of telling these stories is the moment where I realize I'm the asshole or the real truth; everyone is.

Tell a story of someone who done ya wrong. No matter how petty. Wait, I want it to be petty. Leave your war-torn countries stories home. Tell me about the woman who cut you in line for the bathroom. Tell me about the friend who has a similar joke to yours they won't stop doing. List. 7 minutes. 3 extra minutes if your oppressor is in the room. 

Let's all give our power away! White women have been making it funny for decades!

This show & title is inspired by Airbnb user CPete, the original cunt pizza, who wrote me quite possibly the worst review in the history of Airbnb and now I'm gonna have to live with one of you turds again.

See you next Tuesday!!!!

Oh PS this is a MIC!

Earlier Event: January 23
NYC TALENT SHOW